15 Signs You’re Addicted to Email on Your Smartphone

Chris Heinz —  June 3, 2011 — 2 Comments

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Whether you have an iPhone, Droid, Blackberry, or another device, addictive behavior is the same. Here are 15 signs you’re addicted to email on your Smartphone.

1. The first thing you do in the morning is check email on your phone.

2. After you kiss your spouse goodnight, you check your email.

3. You go to the bathroom not to relieve yourself, but to check email. Then you flush the toilet to keep your cover.

4. When you’re driving, you’re thankful for red lights because it’s safer emailing there than on the open road, which you would do if not for the red lights.

5. In times of stress, you first think of grabbing your phone.

6. Your kids see you more with your phone than without it.

7. You’ve mastered the technique of checking email in front of people without them knowing it.

8. When you see a brilliant sunset, you’d rather watch the screen on your phone.

9. When having lunch with someone, you call half-time so you can check your email.

10. You have lied about your email use.

11. You can’t stand to have unread messages on your phone.

12. You have compulsively checked your email in the middle of the night.

13. You derive inordinate significance from your inbox.

14. You believe harm will occur if you don’t get to your email.

15. You checked your email while reading this blog post.

Are you addicted to email on your Smartphone? What is your behavior costing you?

Related blogs:
Confessions of a Smartphone Email Addict
Getting Rid of my iPhone
My Addiction, My Baby Shark
Are We Becoming Less Human Through Smartphones?

Chris Heinz

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I envision people thriving as wellsprings with abundant supply in their workplaces, families, and communities. I'm a husband and father of three from Boalsburg, PA. I'm also the Vice President, Human Resources for EnergyCAP, Inc. In addition, I'm a leadership and life coach. i wrote the book, "Made To Pray," a guide to help you find your best prayer types.

2 responses to 15 Signs You’re Addicted to Email on Your Smartphone

  1. Yes it’s happening over here at church. Let me edit #7:

    You’ve mastered the technique of checking text messages in the church service without them knowing it.
    You let your cellphone open in the church while your ears are closed to listen to the preaching.
    You carry your cell phone to church, but forget to bring your Bible.
    You buy an expensive cell phone, but have a cheap Bible.
    You give more to the minute load cost, and give less to the offering.
    In the first thing of the day, you check the text messages than God’s messages in the Word.
    You rush to answer the cell phone when it rings, but don’t get to church on time.

  2. Hahaha wow! This is hilarious because it is so true!

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